Leah likes to get freaky

You know it's a slow news day when gorilla sex warrants the attention of a major news service. Yet, here it is. Apparently, a gorilla named Leah -- who also happens to be the first gorilla seen using tools -- was the first gorilla to be observed engaging in "face-to-face" mating.

Of course, it takes eight paragraphs for them to mention the name of the male gorilla (George, if you're curious) who was nailing boning mating with Leah. What, like it was all her, and he had nothing to do with it? I'm just saying, a little credit where credit is due.

On top of everything (pun not intended, but subsequently realized and giggled at while typing), should we really be that impressed by gorillas finally learning missionary position? Call me when Leah figures out reverse cowgirl.