They Say It's Your Birthday...
Here’s some disturbing news. Apparently, a sex-toy company has determined May to be National Masturbation Month, and claim it “climaxes” with National Masturbation Day, which also happens to be my birthday.
Having a birthday at the end of May, I have grown accustomed over the years to it falling on Memorial Day every now and then, meaning I have to share my special day with our nation’s fallen soldiers. That’s cool.
I just didn’t realize that one day, it would be a day dedicated to little soldiers standing at attention nationwide.
But, hey, what are you going to do, right? Maybe I’ll have a party. Hope everyone can come.
posted by Evan @ 1:02 PM
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3 Comments:
If your birthday is a week before National Masturbation Day, then what is appropriate to celebrate then. Should that be "National Looking at Porn Day" in order to get ready for the big week ahead. I feel like I missed a chance to do something cool.
Bret
No, Bret, your birthday came too soon... but I don't think you want to celebrate that.
heh...happy early birthday!
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