Doe? A Deer.

Apparently, a hunter in Florida shot a hermaphrodite deer the other day. And it was the second time in two days that someone bagged a he-she deer.

Even stranger (at least to me, and I'm the one writing here, so play along) is the fact that everyone apparently now must have a name somehow related to their newsworthiness. The other day, I wrote about Rep. Weed from New Hampshire who wanted to legalize pot, and then today, as I read this story, I can't help but notice that Florida's "deer managment coordinator" is named Robert Vanderhoof.

Hoof? Seriously? I thought the only people whose names were humorously related to their occupation were porn stars. But who knows, maybe it was intentional. Maybe this guy's name used to be Robert Vanderfoot, and he was like, "You know, now that I've got this deer-management gig, I should probably change it."

Hey, it could happen.

Sincerely yours,
Bloggy McBlogstein