Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Random Conversation With a Food Lion Cashier

[Me, standing in line, attempting to purchase three (3) Totinos frozen pizzas and two (2) jars of Classico tomato sauce. Her, tall and smiley, in a sweetly goofy sort of way, with short brown hair.]

Her: So, did you get the sauce to dip the crusts in?
Me (confused): No. I'm making ravioli. That's just a coincidence.
Her: Is it meat ravioli?
Me: No. Just cheese.
[awkward silence]
Me: I mean, don't get me wrong, I like meat. It's just, you know, with ravioli, I'm a cheese guy.
Her (handing me receipt): Have a good night.

1 Comments:

At 12:04 PM, Blogger Glitzy said...

bwa ha ha...this wouldn't happen to be the Food Lion across from Glen Lennox? (or is that another grocery store?).

 

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